Pro-Israel or Simpsons BJ: The 2012 Olympic Logo Conspiracy

OK. Now it might take you a while to make it out, but that could be seen as Lisa giving Bart a little too much family love. Obviously, it's been touched up with colors to reflect the likeness of the characters, but it's a little too close not to consider the fact the designer had something in mind. And the zionist thing, eh, whatever. I guess it could be kind of seen as ZION, but that would be giving Iran credit. And we don't do that here, because Iran doesn't exist, or something....

Read the rest of the story over at Deadspin

Breast Milk Ice Cream? Breast Milk Ice Cream...

Some people look at it and say yuck, but the owner says "it's beautiful, organic, free-range and totally natural." That doesn't make it right, buddy.

Via The Daily What

Angry Birds Birthday Cake

Considering the world's obsession with this fantastically simple, yet incredibly addictive and cathartic game, this kind of cake should probably be sold in every super market. You have to give credit to the kid's dad who had the imagination to put this all together. But while taking in all the glory and genius behind this, you have to wonder what that tastes like. I doubt it matters to the kid, in the end.

Via ElectricPigTV

Funemployment, Indeed

At least somebody is really getting to the nitty gritty on unemployment. For those that are just leaving, or are about to leave college, get ready for what "professional life" might be like for you.


From Funemployed Chicago

This Little Girl is Spry...

For those of us that saw Monkey Shines, or remember the beginning of 28 Days Later, this has a certain terrifying effect. But still, it's a monkey in a girl's mask, and that's just funny/adorable.


Seen over at The Daily What

Fernando Torres Gets Elbowed in His Once Adored Face...

After leaving the club he claimed he loved, purely for a "better chance" at top-tier football, Fernando Torres gets the proper treatment from his old teammates. To make it even better, he was subbed out 60 minutes into the match, probably for being useless...


Seen over at The Original Winger

Sports Fans, This is How You Successfully Mindf**k the Opposing Team

This college hoops fan has the right idea for psyching out the opposing team. Mimicking Disney characters and getting the student section to sing the songs in unison would put Tiger Woods off his game. Wouldn't it be great if there was one golf tournament, JUST ONE, where the gallery could do everything in their power, aside from violence and hurling projectiles at players, to distract them. Oh wait, they already have that. It's called The Players...


Seen over at Deadspin

Idolatry is Alive and Well in Professional Sports

Courtesy of The Sun

This Liverpool fan actually changed his name to Fernando Torres in December 2010, hoping it would provide some sort of inspiration to the struggling footballer to find his form. Weeks later, Torres is reportedly leaving the club he loves to join Chelsea for 50 million Euros. Sucks to be you, Fernando. Err, I mean the one who doesn't play soccer, but does suck at life...


Via The Sun

And the Hipster Roasting Continues...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d80d84ff11/hipster-shore

You're going to have to trust me on this one. Just click the link

Japanese Children Are Better at Everything

There's a metaphor in there somewhere, right?

Via The Daily What

Asshole for Hire

It would seem that most men between the ages of 27 and 34 remember the show Dawson's Creek for reasons other than its fantastic acting and plot line. No, most would remember it for the swooning that took place of James Van Der Beek's character by many young woman, distracting them away from our thuggish boyhood charm and propping them up with the belief that all men should act accordingly.

In this clip, though, JVDB gets a whole lot of redemption.

"Hey! Who do I have to dick slap to get some bread around here?"

Via Funny Or Die